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It’s like when they use rock songs for their campaign and the artists threaten to sue. I love that. (It’s like copyrights don’t apply to them or something)

Tom Morello is the shit. Definitely the most talented member of Rage. I read that piece a while back but I forgot about it and how wonderful it was.

Frank’s Red Hot is the best hot sauce thank you goodbye.

someday I’d like to go to coachella, but only when I have enough money to hire chris hemsworth to carry me around bran-stark-and-hodor style for three days straight.

this is how the video should have gone

I have so many friends who refuse to see spy (this movie specifically. They want to see The Boss and Ghost Busters.) for this reason. They think she’s playing the same character and they won’t listen to me when I say that Spy is ah-may-zing. Amazing. I will admit that it is similar (also I don’t care because it’s

In 2013, Katehi’s office contracted a Maryland-based company called Nevins & Associates for a six-month contract that costs $15,000 a month. Nevins was brought in to “clean up the negative attention,” ostensibly by removing, or lowering, Google references to the video. The online reputation management service

Or Grimey as his friends called him

It’s “Grimey."

I love cats that don't know what to do with the animals they are supposed to, you know, eat. My sister's parakeet got loose once and we came into the room to find our cats cowering under a chair while the bird harassed them.

Look, it’s definitely fun to rag on Florida, but I think we can all agree that Arizona is the worst state in America.

how anyone could call florida the worst state in a union that includes the likes of missouri and arizona is beyond me

Laying on a thick aren’t you? They’re gonna revoke your resident’s pass at Disney. And then they put a curse on you so that you can’t tell the difference between a Key lime and a regular lime. And your stone crabs never fully crack again, ever.

So because he’s privileged we shouldn’t be impressed with his work? There are a million rich douchebags who don’t do SHIT for the world. Yes, we should be applauding those for whom this is a riskier venture. But there’s no reason we can’t tip our hats to him, too.

But who is it actually hurting? I’m not saying the philandering is something to admire, but it is ultimately harmless and otherwise he seems like a perfectly fine person.

He does put his money where his mouth is though. in 2015, I think his foundation did at least $15M in grantmaking for conservation/environmental work, in addition to the other things he supports. He’s on track to give more this year. Celebs are notorious in fundraising circles for being stingy as fuck, usually because

This is why I actually like Leo. I truly don’t give a shit about his sex life as long as everyone is consenting. I have met way too many monogamous “nice guys” who are actually not decent human beings to judge someone solely on their sex life.

Yes! The past few weeks I keep looking in the mirror like “Damn girl, you going to India with those set of bags?” Then I realized I just *look* like that now. Its like that Louis CK bit where he goes to the dr about his ankle, and the dr is like “yeah its just shitty now”.