The strangest place I have stretch marks is under my eyes......

Look in the mirror ten years from now and you will see the same thing. It’s the aging process. It has this way of making your eyes look weird. By weird I mean old.

“what i’m saying is, she doesn’t need a crane to leave her house”

I never can decide if I should feel sorry for Hedi Cruz or not since she got herself into this* But I think on this one I do feel sorry for her. That’s a low fucking blow even for Cruz.

That may honestly be why I misread it - I was looking at the pictures, though, and going “NEITHER OF THOSE ARE HEIDI KLUM WTF.” Mmm, pixels arranged in a pleasing order, what are words.

Okay, I misread that as Heidi KLUM. I was very confused.

barf

One of the cretins created it; Trump retweeted it. Because he is a misogynist pig-bastard

It’s a mystery as to why 25% of women still support him /sighing at women for the patriarchy

Has the sex of the fetus ever been a factor? 90% of abortions are done before 12 weeks, and you can’t find out the sex of the fetus until 16-20 weeks.

Exactly. My cousin went from making $18,000 a year at a private school to making over $70,000 a year at a public school.

First thing I thought of when I saw the image. :(

Came here to say the same thing. And even if they do pay almost the same in salary. The benefits are usually crap. Lots of career private school teachers retire to poverty.

I am STILL pissed at my ex husband over my bed. I was leaving him, and he said he wanted the tv, which was his anyway, the sofa, which we had bought together and I was willing to sacrifice, and MY bed that I had gotten shortly before we met. I was desperate to leave and conceded to everything. Then, he THREW MY BED…

Yup— Only thing that kept me from dating 3 guys a year/month/week was lack of exposure to quality guys and my own relative hotness. If I were a supermodel hanging out with rock stars, it would be more than 3 guys in a year for sure.

Also, I am old enough that every time I hear that line all I can really think about is Snoop Dogg with his mind on his money and his money on his mind (laid back, sippin' on gin and juice) and it's weird mash-up.

Hey, I don’t want this to end up in mediation or some long, drawn out court battle.

I didn’t, and now I’m getting divorced. I told him he could have all of our Ikea furniture.

No contact with the outside world and judge Judy better win because THEY ARE MY LIFFFFFE.

My Father, the Hero. Hands down, her best work. She should’ve stopped after that.