Yasss squirrels. I spent hours watching the ones in my parents garden this winter. They dug up and replanted my mum’s flower bulbs and she didn’t find out til they started blooming and she was like “I swear I planted those somewhere else"

I do the same thing. Cat TV becomes human TV sometimes. I love watching the squirrels get all fat from the bird food. And I love when they come by with their babies.

I love when Figaro gets into arguments with squirrels. He will hiss at them, they will chatter at him, and it will go on for a good five minutes. It’s so much fun to watch.

I love squirrels. I was just walking home from the grocery store and saw a squirrel running picking up food and then climbing a tree to eat it. I probably watched for 10 minutes and my ice cream melted. It was worth it though, he was a cute little guy. I also saw a corgi playing with a big husky and it also made my…

Jesus. I mean this kid was dumb as hell but he must be terrified. I wish church groups could quit with all this “convert the heathens!” bullshit and focus on doing charity without strings attached.

Three guesses who this guy is voting for

“mysongony”

Really Kirstie?

This movie will be worth it solely for the shitstorm of parental outrage from ratings-illiterate parents who take their kids to see it.

Hold on just a minute. Magic is a national treasure now? I thought Harry Potter was a portal into hell and playing Dungeons and Dragons is literally gaming with satan. What is going on here?

It’s great she’s speaking out about it, too. So many people, especially women, engage in disordered eating practices. Glad she’s in a better place, and sharing what helped her put an end to such unhealthy thinking and eating. She has a book coming out soon!

could not be more irrelevant

I think I intentionally decided never to count before I even knew what slut shaming even was. It’s just as easy to get an STI (or pregnant if we’re talking hetero sex) with the first person you’re with as the last; so just focus on keeping safe and learning how to make it an enjoyable experience for everyone involved.

In fairness, he should be called Snowball II (Snowball I was in fact an all-white cat)

Point of order: This is a very good dog too.

That was my favorite part, because you just KNOW if they wanted to dig up receipts, John probably had a higher GPA as well.

I feel like this buries the best part of the beef, where a Drumpf supporter called John Legend uneducated (because of course) and he responded, “actually the Donald and I graduated from the same university”. Daaaaaamn. You couldn’t plan for a more perfect burn.

I feel sorry for Lindsay based solely on the knowledge of her parents, who are like giant, unruly children.