Sheeeee-it. If men menstruated they’d take a week off every month.

This article didn’t answer the question it asks in its title. But lucky for all of us, i know the answer and it’s because of

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

ETA: holy shit, the teenage psyche is just so complicated and crazy and I don’t know how any of us made it out and became semi-functioning sort-of adults.

The people who are at risk of delivering a child with FAS are probably not going to be able to follow any advice regarding drinking during pregnancy.

I feel like I missed the memo on flattering photo poses. I typically have the posture of Mr Burns in photos

Clearly, she’s ready to shake off that fake horn and start her quest to find the others.

It’s reminiscent of our weak, incompetent, Muslim president who has orchestrated vast conspiracies on behalf of his mentor - an anti-white Christian pastor in Chicago. Cognitive dissowhatnow?

but can cast of the movie walk like a Egyptian??

Yoko’s 25 Things could only be more Yoko if it were a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

I thought Gaga’s version was style over substance. it lacked heart maybe and some focus - ‘medleys’ often do. But she gave a lot in performance and David was always a generous man. He would have supported both.

A Boob Barker, if you will?

Couldn’t resist.

Stand-alone clinics, not doctors’ offices or hospitals, perform the vast majority of pregnancy terminations

WHAT’S WRONG WI’ A KILT, YA PURITAN PUKES?!?

I would never trust the opinion of someone who looks like she doesn’t know where she keeps the spoons in her own house.

No, Coco. “Girl Crush” and “I Kissed a Girl” are not at all the same. Maybe listen to the lyrics?

THAT’S WHAT THIS IS FROM. I have always wondered where everyone got “boo-urns”. Not enough to google it, apparently, but still. I’m finally in on it, I understand!!

Sure, it sounds like SB Nation has put its longform program on hiatus and, for all intents and purposes, actually enacted this plan, but maybe that’s what longform wanted.