I don't know or care if the Dickens line is original... I love it.

*covers mouth in abject horror* Oh no, not THE BUS!

Binge drinking would be my guess.

Read his twitter. Seriously. Of course he hasn’t had it easy: he went to a state school, rides the bus, and has to live in a studio apartment.

One word: privilege.

The solution is to bring back debtors prisons and workhouses, duh.

My one cat likes boxes - if a box enters the house it is her box. Don’t try to take her box away.

Oooh. My cat would like to speak with yours about conquering the plastic shopping bag. The plastic shopping bag is a formidable opponent. Unless careful, when playing with plastic shopping bag, bag will latch on to kitteh either via the neck or tail, and chase kitteh around the house. Plastic bag is scary when…

That nose! that is a perfect kissable nose! And what a happy pair!

My cat was such an insatiable foodbag that while some people worry their pets will eat them when they die, I used to worry that he would start on me while I was alive, and that I would wake up to find he had swallowed me up to the knee like a boa constrictor.

Hooray, an excuse to post kitty pictures!

with pleasure!

He’s just a wittle baby.

Tbh it sounds like "my cat noticed I've stepped into the kitchen" on any normal day to me

I’m forever greyed so no one will probably see this, but here :)

Hiro didn't want to pose.

All the TayTay fangirls need to go to sleep. She’s insufferable. It’s a fact. Deal with it.

Eli Roth's undying, nonironic devotion to Cannibal Holocaust basically sums up his entire, shitty personality.

It truly gave me a sinking, depressed feeling that lingered for days. I think part of it had to do with just how well shot and professionally cut it was. Shlocky, VHS standard gore does nothing to me, but the content in Serbian Film, in HD - yikes.