As a resident of the equally terrible state of Kentucky, it’s sad how unsurprising this is.

Anyone that doesn’t think this guy has a chance has never been to West Virginia.

For me, using elephants (or any animals besides  dogs and cats in certain situations)in entertainment is like the whales at Sea World- a complete nonstarter. I’m all about practical effects- but not when it includes animals.

Say what you want about PETA, but using elephants for entertainment is completely unethical.

Why the fuck wouldn’t they use CGI elephants? I mean, seriously ? Animals like this should not be used fur entertainment!

I am going to make this about me. I think I may be the only woman on earth that can’t deal with receiving oral sex. I’ve put up with it because it’s a thing many men enjoy doing, but about a year ago I decided I am not doing anything I don’t really love. It’s not a gross out thing- I enjoy giving- but i hate receiving…

Yea, that’s what struck me. Seems like he’s been spouting his nonsense forever.

If Donald trump wins the Nobel Peace Prize I will seriously never recover. It is just too much.

I don’t mean this is a cruel way, but I’m always legit surprised when I realize Rush Limbaugh is still alive.

I always thought it smelled like wet cat food or tuna.

So It’s like a really sanitized, try hard, “cerebral” version of Dead Ringers (hopefully without the horrifying surgery)?

The difference is we are a country literally based upon the idea of refugees. The entire history of America is the idea that you can come to a place where your lineage, background, religion, or birthright didn’t matter. Although the idea has been completely bastardized, destroyed by those in power, and was never…

I totally understand your point, but I honestly think it’s so important to not give any concessions. Abortion is a very important medical procedure that should be readily available regardless of circumstances.

Yes, but I wouldn’t have to go to my dumb job ever again!

I live in Kentucky and it’s very interesting to see the local response. Surprisingly, most people are supportive and hate Bevin. However, there’s always the refrain of “it’s so disruptive to my life!” When that’s the point! It should be painful! That’s how strikes work people.

Seriously dudes- unlimited time off is literally the single benefit of the apocalypse.

I’m sorry :(. I’ve been in similar situations, but literally did not have the financial ability to go, so I had to be upfront and send regrets.

Omg are you me, Ashley?

Gob knows what’s up.

Not having to go to work would undoubtedly be the best part of the apocalypse.