Well, ordinarily I’d go with Marilyn Manson. But seeing as how he recently married a Hungarian peasant woman for her stats, I’d have to say he was clearly most-impacted by Crusader Kings II.

Economic anxiety, remember?

Fortnite. 

Aaaaaanddd....

I clicked the link, terrified that there would be a lemon party involved.

I think it would be helpful if we changed the typing and pronouncement of “Nationalism” to “Nazionalism” to really drive the point home.

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism”

Gun laws don’t work when you can drive 20 minutes to a state with some of the most lax gun laws in the country. Which further supports the conclusion that nothing good comes from Indiana.

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism” and went on from there. “It’s irresponsible to use the word ‘white nationalim’ (sic) as it spreads a false narrative that it’s negative to be proud of your country.”

Oh my God, fuck you, lady.

Any corporate chain anything is silly and doesn’t need your business.   

What no Wookiee cookies?

“Hi, I’m concerned my young, immature son has a deadly weapon he can’t handle.”

“I have known Emperor Palpatine for many years, and while I supported and helped fund his efforts to construct a Death Star, I did not support his decision to blow up Alderaan”

His base is going to say that anyway. Might as well get your money’s worth and spit on him.

Ah yes, all the other noted forms of violent supremacy like.....antifa?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Surely there has to be at least one Kyle. 

+1 trouser armadillo

I’d mentioned elsewhere that there might be a possibility, however slim, that he’d been “Corningstoned” but I really think it’s more that he needs glasses but refuses to wear them (because that would belie the myth that he’s the perfect physical specimen). If you watch the video of the speech, you can see him squint…