Oh Mitch, so classy. Break an arm, big guy. Whoops....

 "Obama didn't magically implement fully automated luxury gay space communism in his first half hour of office and he didn't personally toss Trump into the fires of Mount Doom! He's a FAKE PROGRESSIVE!!!!"

Splinter 2017: “Obama was an ineffective leader who catered to centrists and led to the rise of Trumpism with his ineffectiveness at furthering progressive policies.”

Obama needs to go back where he came from (The White House)!

He also failed to mention any specific steps Americans could take to mitigate mass shootings, like background checks or red flag laws, policies he could spend his time championing loudly now that he’s no longer running the country.

“Donald Trump...You need to be here right now. You need to.”

AOC put up a necessary reminder earlier, Congress did do something, it’s now in the Senate’s hands, and has been for months.

  Reverend Horton Heat-400 Bucks

In a time of horror, the guy’s doing us the smallest mercy of not interrupting our TV shows so he can stammer through some bullshit words he doesn’t understand, let alone believe, all a few hours before he tweets about how this is Bernie Sanders’s fault for criticizing Wal-Mart for not paying a minimum wage, and…

With the frequency is these shootings occurring at such a fast pace, they had to skip the thoughts and prayers and move straight into deflection and blame. 

Fox & the Rethugs are already pivoting to Step 2: Blaming Video Games. Which is a little ahead of schedule, because Step 1: Thoughts & Prayers usually lasts at least 2-3 days.

I’m fully expecting Gov. Mike DeWine to offer his official statement of thoughts and prayers shortly, followed by deflection of the blame and advice that it’s too soon to discuss any form of gun control. After that, he’ll be signing legislation to gut more regulatory agencies and lower state taxes for the rich.

The Charlottesville anniversary is approaching. That has to be an influence. 

can we at least agree to quit pretending these incidents aren’t links in a chain of events that leads directly to the stubby-fingered inciter of racist powderkegs currently squatting in the White House...

I don’t know. Its not a stretch to connect the dot between Trump supporter and mental illness.  

Still one of the great opening guitar riffs, even after all of these years!

Everyone in that Mall was carrying. The news just interviewed a witness who said he pulled out his own gun. It’s highly likely that “multiple shooters” is just a bunch of yahoos playing hero. It’ll be interesting when they sort out the casualties and fatalities.