I really don’t think you smoked up before you posted. Kudos anyway- you’re not wrong

Why would you even bother? That’s like taking a Cincinnatian to chili in Orlando.

You don’t have to be a dumb mutt to hear dog whistles, just an asshole to defend them. 

Triggered much, little bitch? lol, god bless trumps old come in that slut’s gold diggin’ womb. Hang on, son- you’ll be a millionaire soon

They probably are done fucking. I mean, let’s hope. Plus the fruit was rotten, so (no offense, special little soccer guy/cyber whiz/deep middle space observer/future super bad guy)

I think you lost him with that one, chief

Lol nice

Maybe in mid November next year, I’ll care about something again. Difficult when a technically elected figurehead rolls around in his own poop with tanks and flyover planes on the national holiday, imitating any provincial dictator du jour

Kudos- May “Elon” never be on the miniature personalized license plates spinning as you exit through the gift shop

“Head held high”

Maybe he’s just retarded. 

I wouldn’t piss on this (Beavis &) Butthead looking motherfucker if he was on fire

Not sure what kind of dirt he must of had on the powers that be at USC, but generally speaking maybe dudes shouldn’t be vagina doctors

Hopefully we’ll find the best candidate to deal with shark migration and earthquake weather in tonight’s debate 🤞🤞

Raptors are birds

https://gawker.com/fuck-boston-1455939887

Pretty sure we Americans are going to get—and enjoy—our drugs, no matter how many barriers you try to put up, Preznit Fuckhead

Is this a you are as smart as you are good looking passive put down type deal here

So you knew- got it. 

Thanks. You sound like Thanos’s emissary, The Black Maw: “Hear me— and rejoice; you are about to die at the hands of the Great Titan”