Kudos- May “Elon” never be on the miniature personalized license plates spinning as you exit through the gift shop

“Head held high”

Maybe he’s just retarded. 

I wouldn’t piss on this (Beavis &) Butthead looking motherfucker if he was on fire

Not sure what kind of dirt he must of had on the powers that be at USC, but generally speaking maybe dudes shouldn’t be vagina doctors

Hopefully we’ll find the best candidate to deal with shark migration and earthquake weather in tonight’s debate 🤞🤞

Raptors are birds

https://gawker.com/fuck-boston-1455939887

Pretty sure we Americans are going to get—and enjoy—our drugs, no matter how many barriers you try to put up, Preznit Fuckhead

Is this a you are as smart as you are good looking passive put down type deal here

So you knew- got it. 

Thanks. You sound like Thanos’s emissary, The Black Maw: “Hear me— and rejoice; you are about to die at the hands of the Great Titan”

Do they? Did they know this was his stance or goal? If so, fuck the people who voted for him too, dems or no

“Modern Chinese artist of note Ai Weiwei once said ‘It’s art if the artist says it’s art, it’s up to you whether you like it or not’”.

The fox has moved from gaurding the hen house on to fucking the chickens.

I’ll take IMPERMANENCE for $200

Sometimes you eat states’ rights— and sometimes... states’ rights?... well, they eat you.

Forget it, Jake- it’s China.

It’s going to insult to injury when Kylo Ren kills her for real in Episode IX. Then there will finally be justice when Rey kills her brother for killing all three principals from the first three movies. #futurespoilers #youhearditherefirst