Did you get your precious photos?

“...goes the dynamite,” Her Majesty silently murmured, dismissing the thought almost before it was fully formed, quickly reminding herself that rising above such common — no, base — sentiment was why she was where she was, and for seemingly millennia, above it all like so much cream, thickening and clogging the…

“That’s the level of intellect this writer have.”

Then he had him go ahead and come in on Sunday.

Yes, all the soulful executives.

The user-contributed aspect of this makes it easy to perpetuate negative stereotypes that may or may not be true. The labels for each neighborhood are also pretty white-centric

...even two years from now, when “Big Rolls” Shkreli is just a fading bruise on the public consciousness.

Yakov Smirnoff shouting at TV box, ladies and gentlemen...thank you, Yakov...

Ruling: point, DPRK

Maybe if someone could get him to read Rich Juzwiak’s weighty (girthy?) reportage of gay sex parties in New York he would simply drop dead due to complications from conniption fits. Problem solved.

tl;dr Donald Trump got elected as president somehow, despite the hope we put in the common sense of the collective

“Xenu: clear me with the power of 1000 Thetans to deal with these Suppressive Persons and their lawyers.”

Wasn’t it a mystery at the time as to where and when the twins were born? Sure, it was later revealed to be in Los Angeles- but maybe that’s a cover story because they were born at a hurricane relief concert somewhere on the planet we just never heard about.

“It just fucking sucks to be out here with this out of control shit”

Now you’ll think twice before posting. Better late than never to work on one’s impulse control issues.

Every day he isn’t hired, his martyr value goes up. The league is Streisanding itself over this, and it’s hilarious to watch. On the upside for Kaepernick, at least his brain can take a breather from all the weekly CTE-inducing pummelings he would incur were he gainfully employed.

He looks pretty squeezed.

So- not a Confederate statue then

Wouldn’t want to enrage the white walkers in Gresham.

At least one with a painted on eyelash and an eyeball on his sleeve, so you know which one is little Alex.