I’m waiting for the White House to use this tactic, and am shocked they haven’t yet. It would still be annoying, but less maddening than FākNūz and AltFax.

“NPD? NBD.” -DJT

It took a sec to respond here, such were the wheezing fits of laughter after scrolling down and slowly realizing what I was looking at, especially given the context; but it’s the ridiculously cute eye lashes that really sell it. Thanks very much for that.

You’re telling, not showing (with links) and the argument was that Bernie wasn’t a lock, not that Clinton was weak. All you got is sour grapes specious speculation.

Jesus: I blame my Parent

So much for the peaceful transition of power.

Bernie wasn’t a “lock” by any means, stop kidding yourself.

Cancer is more polarizing.

He’s busy praying for the damned soul of Ellen DeGeneres.

It’s up to the rest of the world to save us from ourselves. Would you throw a rope to a drowning bully? Maybe if he still owes you money.

Hey if you want to kick 750K Britons off our hallowed grounds that suits me. Frankly, we’re not being nationalistic enough. In fact, there should be test: if you have one drop of say, Irish blood, then back to the old country with your blarney ass.

Operation: Overreach is under budget, and ahead of schedule.

Love the new dystopic Julian Orwellian calendar.

If you find resistance triggering then Breitbart is the safe space for you. Except when I troll there.

Hold up: Mike Pence isn’t getting off easy with a good ol’timey Rapture– he’s going down with the rest of us.

I was amazed that he got through the whole thing on just one hit of helium.

Not this shit again.

Right? This should be seen as vindication and inspiration to dig in for the long haul. Pretty tired of just sitting on the sidelines.

It’s like they looked at the ISIS inspired vehicular attacks in Nice and Berlin and thought, hmmm good idea.

The BBC? No typo- editorializing.