He’s busy praying for the damned soul of Ellen DeGeneres.

It’s up to the rest of the world to save us from ourselves. Would you throw a rope to a drowning bully? Maybe if he still owes you money.

Hey if you want to kick 750K Britons off our hallowed grounds that suits me. Frankly, we’re not being nationalistic enough. In fact, there should be test: if you have one drop of say, Irish blood, then back to the old country with your blarney ass.

Operation: Overreach is under budget, and ahead of schedule.

Love the new dystopic Julian Orwellian calendar.

If you find resistance triggering then Breitbart is the safe space for you. Except when I troll there.

Hold up: Mike Pence isn’t getting off easy with a good ol’timey Rapture– he’s going down with the rest of us.

I was amazed that he got through the whole thing on just one hit of helium.

Not this shit again.

Right? This should be seen as vindication and inspiration to dig in for the long haul. Pretty tired of just sitting on the sidelines.

It’s like they looked at the ISIS inspired vehicular attacks in Nice and Berlin and thought, hmmm good idea.

The BBC? No typo- editorializing.

If Carson or DeVos can head a cabinet, Kerr can be a U.S. Rep at the very least. KJ was the mayor of California’s capitol ferchrissakes.

He’ll see us all, this coming fall...

Fantastic, makes me want to hear the full cut. The Phil Collins one <3

He did look wasted, but maybe he’s just old. I hope I look that good when I’m wasted. Haha I do.

12 years, tops. Not even remotely a fan.

They hounded the Clintons for thirty years, finally thwarted her. The opposition has total commitment to vision—it’s interesting, and would be good to imitate.

That may be November 7th thinking.