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Im offended by toyota camrys! Can we ban the camrys? Can that be a thing? Nobody likes camrys anyways!

Currently trying to sell my Mazda Protege5. I listed every possible issue and even posted the full autocheck score. Other than minor scrapes, an issue with the a/c fan, and high kms there’s not much to complain about. I just had it serviced and there are no items that need to be taken care of. I give all this info

“when I get this baby runnin’...”

This episode highlights a few important facts about car repair.

Also, parts should be easy to get to, like the filters and such. You shouldn’t have to remove a fender to get a battery (*ahem* Solstice).

I approve of everything stated in this article, but especially timing chains and gauges (check out how many the Gran Fury has below) as opposed to idiot lights. Don’t forget bench seats, a column-mounted gear selector, and an option for manual windows.

:)

Which brings me to my biggest driver pet peeve: mirror adjustment. Next time you’re on the road, look at the drivers in front of you. You will be able to see the eyes or face of very, very few of them...meaning that their mirrors are a total afterthought, not properly adjusted and never, ever used.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

Yes, it’s exactly what we need!

Haha.

Oh, I thought that was the “British spelling”.

I work in online operations for a dealership group and can tell you exactly why (long explanation ahead).

And I just noticed I used the wrong souls! :(

Because those people who became good, did shit work in the first place.

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