The message is clear; DON'T FUCK WITH JALOPNIK

NOS!!!!

Looking on the bright side, I suppose this is a good reminder that you don’t have to have a McLaren-level money or something to drive so fast and stupidly that you screw up your entire life.

Impeding traffic? What was behind him, the Mayor's Veyron?

"Modified to a Nissan GTR"

What's next? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria?

You're totally on point, except for the small detail that these cars don't have leaf springs in the back. Four link and coil springs all the way. Still not state of the art, but not as bad as you make it out to be.

I've always loved these cars and their cousins the Monte Carlo SS and the Grand National. The GN was my favorite and I was lucky enough to own one for a short time until it was stolen.

A 31 year old Cutlass, with a "special edition" package that isn't really that special, or rare, or sought after, no T-tops, for $16k? Yeah, pass the skoal filled pipe!

I bought a baby bearded dragon for my wife (then girlfriend). The pet shop was down the street from our favorite Chinese spot. So we buy the little guy and then drive to the Chinese place. The pet shop put him in a little cardboard box with holes so he could breathe, and it's a desert animal so we felt it was okay to…

The worst one I ever saw (I worked at an aftermarket Euro-centric shop for three years) was an exploded transfer case. The owner must have switched their Jeep Grand Cherokee out of 2H and driven it for a while.

I bought a basic Maytag fridge 15 years ago and it's been fine. I think I've moved it like once a few years ago to vacuum behind it.

It's a work-in-progress.

^ This. 6 days a week in Ottawa.

It never ceases to amaze me how many garages are filled with worthless crap, while the very expensive cars sit outside.

Does fluid film count as a hack? Or does it qualify as a god send for people living in rust belts? The stuff is absolutely amazing..I took these pictures at the same time

Know when to turn off the traction control. Sometimes that's the best way to get unstuck.