If it was full of bees, it wasn't empty..it had bees in it

Absolutely ridiculous. Should we sue phone makers too? I have alot of my library downloaded on to my phone.

It's people like this that make me ashamed to share a Nissan badge. I wish they'd go over to Honda with the rest of them.

Self-proclaimed "car-heads," the brothers from Brampton, Ontario, bought a Transformers-inspired, yellow and black Camaro in 2007. After the massive recalls by General Motors Co. (GM:US) this year, the brothers sold it and bought a Nissan Altima.

5th gear -

Neutral: Forget price fixing, how about we Eliminate the chicken tax, ban corn ethanol in gas, and declare cash for clunkers a big mistake and subsidize people for buying older, more fiscally responsible cars.

The Quebecois gov't also bans English on all signs and tries to remove the word "pasta" from Italian restaurant menus. We have a saying up here in Canada. "Fuck Quebec."

y'know, as much as I believe government isn't automatically the answer to everything, I don't really have a problem with this. If only states in the US would go after unsafe mods like this, or those retards who put HID capsules in their stock halogen housings, or people driving with two temporary spares, or those…

"And definitely don't buy an old Saab from a shady used car dealership."

Yeah but the end of the day you're in a Neon.

Chevy motors are how Fords go fast.

I dunno... When the halmark agency of boringness calls a car boring, there might be some merit...

Finally, Crazyvan heads directly for the intersection, where it's promptly hit by a trolleybus, putting it out of its misery.

guys fuck off I have to get these rockets to Ukraine ASAP

Clearly, you never worked (constantly) on a 924.

A 924/944, E36, and MKIV Golf!? What are you smoking? A cheap, reliable, simple car to replace any one of those three money-pits would be a Fiero with an Iron Duke.

"Like everyone else, I had prejudices against the Miata when my Dad suggested it as a first car. "It's a girls car!" and "It's too small!" were frequent refrains in my house. However, after researching Miatas, they started to make a modicum of sense. There isn't room to fit 20 people that can distract you. Girls love…

Taking into account you're talking about a first-car. I don't think a hard-to-find Subie should be on this list. It will be destroyed with stupidity, like most 1st cars. A Legacy or Outback however, might work better.

They all just buy an Impreza L, put a fart can on it, and say they're saving up for a STi swap SOMEDAY.

My first car was a 3.8L F-body. Rwd,decent handling, not too fast but enough to make you feel cool. And you'll never run out of stuff to fix since everything but the engine will break in a matter of months.