Such a person does exist, an unmarried person.

There must be a David Tracy of Pacers out there...

“I know a guy who probably would, but the orderlies won’t let him keep them in his cell, uh, room.”

I really wanted to criticize you for regurgitating the PopSci claim that this is “powered by water” and “nothing more than rainwater,” but unfortunately even the creator is running with that story - publishing a video implying he does nothing more than pour rainwater into the tank and Boom - ready to roll.

In the early and mid-1990s, you could walk into your local Mazda dealer and buy any of these sporty coupes. And the RX-7. Things were better in the ‘90s.

Mostly it’s old people who have the cash and credit rating to spend $28k on a new car *and* want something like this. All the Millenials I know who actually have the income to swing a $350/month payment with $3500 down either (A) live in cities and will take Uber/Lyft rather than own a car, (B) have 40-mile commutes…

almost? JK? I’d say most certainly.

It makes him a very fast vajazzled bucket of piss that can drive a car better than anyone in the world, except for maybe 3-4 people alive.

Very CLK-GTR-esque.

The Saab looks like your older aunt in a Nun’s habit and the Alfa looks like a gracefully aging supermodel. Are we looking at the same car?

It’s the mid-engined van time!

Why spend $50K to be stranded when you can be stranded for only $5K?

Magna Steyr are the company you’re looking for - they’re not an automobile marque, but they engineer and manufacture vehicles for other marques:

You will be pleasantly surprised when you google Magna Steyr. They are more or less exactly what you’re describing.

The one trick oil companies don’t want you knowing about!

OOF. Careful with that “wight power” term. Marketing needs to come up with a better one

Félix Lamontagne, our Lord and Saabior.

+1 on ‘damn that’s ugly.’ I wish they had lifted more styling themes from the new NSX, which looks fantastic.

I’ve never been in one, but that picture screams acres of hard plastic.

Nope, you seem to be in the majority around here. In fact, I haven’t seen a single Jalop indicate anything other than revulsion at the looks (particularly that rear.)