Car dealers exist because people don’t want to deal with other people.  People don’t want to negotiate, they don’t want to wait for people to show up, to get lowballed and deal with scammers.  People like you are fine with dealing with all of that, but most people are not.

Yes, we know. We know, we all know, because New Yorkers cannot resist posting this same comment any time any pizza that wasn’t made with the sacred water of New York is mentioned in any context.

I lived in Nebraska for a few years, and I was skeptical about the breakfast pizza thing (that is pizza with breakfast topping, not regular pizza FOR breakfast, which is a top 3 breakfast) until...UNTIL. Let me lay the scene: It’s early as shit. The kind of early where it’s still basically night, but there’s a pink…

Unless that 9 is an exponent, in which case, I can’t afford $1477.89 a gallon.

Counterpoint: You countered your counterpoint so it’s not really a counterpoint. 

Nah. We’re not talking about pitting Casey’s pizza v. DOP Neapolitan pizza here. It’s Casey’s v. Domino’s, Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, etc. Among that group of competitors, Casey’s is a beacon in an otherwise dark, gloomy world. Plus your flyover bullshit is a tired trope. 

I take it you’ve never had the Taco Pizza from Happy Joes. Your loss. But thanks for commenting on food you’ve never tried, like a toddler.

It is legitimately good. As in, it has no business being that good, coming from a gas station. I stop at a Casey’s almost every morning for my morning caffeine dose and they are always back there making the day’s dough. Unless you’re going for a gourmet specialty place, Casey’s will easily beat the other chains. The…

Is it my favorite pizza ever? No! But I have zero complaints when we do get it. Their sausage pizza is great for the price, and they are generous on the toppings. As far as pizza chains like Pizza Hut, Domino’s, Papa Johns, etc. this wins. But it does not compare to Chicago or New York style along with many other…

Edit: I like my second one better. Ah well.

Put me In Coach, Im Ready

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

I’m looking forward to the photo-real remake of Inside Out, which will just be talking chunks of human brain.

“It’s not something we wanted to have happen. It didn’t have to go this route,” says spokesperson for sheriff’s office that has chosen to make this happen by going this route.

A lot of people didn’t. That’s the point.