I’m looking forward to the photo-real remake of Inside Out, which will just be talking chunks of human brain.

“It’s not something we wanted to have happen. It didn’t have to go this route,” says spokesperson for sheriff’s office that has chosen to make this happen by going this route.

A lot of people didn’t. That’s the point. 

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

The problem is that your entire sentence would be the whole article. No one wants to hear about boring, normal shit, they want an adventure because we all wish we had adventures instead of putting up with all of our own normal, boring shit. I’ve given David a lot of grief but I’ve read every single article he has…

COTD

At this point why don’t they just make the entire bumper a grille?

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

This will do nothing but drive more people to Facebook Marketplace, which is already well on its way to becoming the new Craigslist

Tesla: “We’re closing our dealers. We’re going 100% online, because modern electric rocket company.”

Ok check this out. What about big horsepower, AWD and cheap.

I think those are different - they are advertising that the goods are on US soil so you don’t have to wait a month for it to be shipped from China.  I would hope that anyone with half a brain would know that you can’t buy cheap shit like that “made in the US”

I guess I’m in the minority here, but I DGAF about your business if you can’t do business without putting your customers, their passengers and every driver on the road with your customer in danger, and I say that as a small business owner. Sometimes investments don’t pay out like you hope. Sometimes it takes longer…

I agree. This whole issue got way worse with the airbag recalls. We waited over a year for the airbags to come in for my Subaru. Clearly a used car dealer cannot afford to have a subaru sitting on the lot for one year. Something has to be worked out.

Gloss for days

Did I just read a seasoned, professional automotive journalist write “...parking break..”? 

The real trick is filling up a harbor freight airless sprayer with used motor oil and coat the entire under carriage

This is Jalopnik at its best. Thank you.

You have to run the #s for yourself. Might not work if you want more than an econobox, but I'm not in it for luxury cars.