Speaking of x-free foods, “No Sugar Added” is our household bane. Once my friend picked up some delicious Klondike bars, but neglected to notice they were “No Sugar Added.” That’s fine right? That just means they didn’t add more sugar! They’ll taste fine!

That take left a fucking contrail.

Regular pancakes are fine, but blueberry pancakes are sublime.

The pancakes are bullshit take is weak.

His cock is n’t intimidating

It’s so hard to care about this show anymore when you know the “Netflix cancels The Punisher” story is coming out the day after the show is released.

Jesus Fucking Christ... I’m coming to my end of being able to process this man’s idiocy. I truly fear for my American friends.

thats definitely the real tragedy here.

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

Cute poster Trump.

Not in his eyes. Also, I think Tywin Lannister speaks for us all:

Yeah, except he didn’t even put the comma inside of the quotes...

We’ve restored public lands “for the benefit & enjoyment of the people,”

No.

Non-stop drama you say?

You’ll appreciate this then. I work for an investment firm, and a few years ago I was pitched an investment in a company that turned out to be run by a certain Canadian named Peter that isn’t very welcome in Edmonton anymore. As you can imagine, I was shocked when I ended up speaking to him directly on the phone! I…

When I was in college, I had to take two PE electives. I took ice skating for one of them. The instructor was a small woman, maybe 5'2" in skates, but her thighs were bigger than my waist. She saw that a lot of us had hockey skates, and she told us about how one of her gigs was as a skating instructor for NHL teams.…

Ok, here we go (rubs hands furiously):

Aside from the ice as our medium, there is no comparison between our sports.