I’m so tired. So very tired.

KFC and cologne : (

as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

Irony is fun.

Hey Caps fans...

Wait, you can fire someone for being an unhinged dumbass on Twitter? Asking for 325,000,000 American friends.

It’s amazing how well Matt Letscher followed up Cavanagh’s performance in Legends. I really didn’t think he was up to it.

Period!

Yeah, try explaining to anyone in 2018 why a high school kid is best friends with a lonely mad scientist.

This fucking guy...he wants to have the massive success without the social responsibility. All these weasely remarks are full examples of that kind of behavior. This disconnect, and the resultant manner in which he runs the company, makes him more dangerous than many people realize.

Basting is optional, but if I don’t open the oven door every hour or so, my mom thinks I’m not really cooking. 😂

I mean, we’re already dealing with every movie having an “unrated” release on home video, so is this really worse?

It is scary how well he understands his character.

I’m partial to “I loved you in Up...Don’t get too attached.”

“It’s like if the Beatles were produced by Nickleback...”

That Marvel/Fox burn was Savage.

The irony, of course, is that President Trump clearly looks down on his own followers despite being the dumbest president America has ever had.

It’s hard to believe how truly, blissfully stupid this man is. That, coupled with the fact that he is a blatant liar, are a large part of his appeal. There are a lot of ignorant and/or awful people in this country who love having someone just like them in the White House. Even George Bush was too upscale. For the…

How dare Bill Maher not give Jack Kirby co-credit for destroying society.

Yes, Stan Lee was totally responsible for the current state of America today. He never wrote things like: