I think you might have missed the point entirely here.

In that conversation, Randy said, “Wins are the most important thing in the game. You need to pitch to the run support you get, whether that’s one, two, three or 12.”

Sigh. Luckily his is a dying breed.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

My phone auto-corrected his name to Francesca, that’s how little he matters

It’s funny because less people will mourn Mike Francesca

When I was in college, I went to a rodeo with a bunch of friends. We all were drinking a lot beforehand and then took a bus downtown to the rodeo. We were so rowdy, constantly yelling “RODEO!!!!”, the bus driver pulled over and a cop got on and made everyone wearing a cowboy hat get off the bus.

This person is an asshole. First of all, a reservation fell through? There are 100 million restaurants in this city just walk LITERALLY NEXT DOOR. Second of all, our transit system is garbage as is and while there doesn’t seem to be many people on the train in the blurry shot posted here, any kind of disruption to my…

Once I saw someone store their pizza box (presumably that evening’s dinner) on the floor under their seat until they got off. The floor of the effing A TRAIN. I’ve never truly recovered.

This is fucking rude and gross and entitled and obnoxious. Yet another reason why I’m glad I’m old enough that “being extra for the ‘gram” was not a thing when I was young.

Is it sick if I think that scene wouldn’t be complete unless the girl with blue and blonde hair refuses to cooperate with the police and gets tazed before being cuffed?

I’d have fucking recorded it and put it on MY instagram. That would’ve been epic. 

At this point only the tourists like the dancers. For commuters its a daily annoyance.

I once saw a man shit into a cardboard box while waiting for the L train. I now consider that the second most offensive thing I’ve ever seen in the subway.

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

I don’t want this stupid birthday party on my commute. Nope. And I don’t want the Showtime dancers either. I want an uneventful ride where I sit quietly with my headphones. I never want to be smacked in the face by a flying Showtime foot, but I ESPECIALLY don’t want to smell your train lobster. Beat it, all of you.

People from other cities make fun of the rules on the DC Metro that prohibit food and drinks.  Imagine, though, if the above described party ended with a group of transit police officers handcuffing and frog marching the birthday girl and her friends off the train.  Come on, admit it.  You’d have cheered for the cops.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

I’m all for term limits, but I ride the fence on direct election. On one hand, I love more direct representatives of the people’s wishes in theory, but on the other hand, I don’t trust the American people to vote for people any more.

The anti-cargo shorts movement is just jealous. Don't let them get you down.