I hated the Yankees when I was a kid, then my 15th birthday happened and I realized hating a sports team was moronic and my energy was better spent hating people from Vermont. People from Vermont sneak through the cracks but they are objectively bad people. It’s taking me a while to get there but my point is Angel…

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

(raises hand, thinks, slowly lowers hand)

I mean... technically, the guy was getting a filling.

And shouldn’t it be Dan Spätzle?

Well, I mean who hasn’t had THAT happen?!

To be fair, she might have had a microphone yanked away by somebody, but who can say if it was really that guy?

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She reacts in an adult responsible way: “HA HA CUCK! THIS IS WHY WE NEED A REAL MAN TO TAKE CHARGE.”

Holy shit Ken Bone got elected! 

It was disappointing to be on the receiving end of such disrespectful behavior from my current representative, but ultimately I’m focused on my campaign

While violence in this instance would likely only have fueled a narrative of “SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT,” I cannot imagine a person more deserving of five across the face than this corpulent gasbag.

May I one day have the grace and restraint that Ms. Mahlberg showed in this confrontation.

It’s wrong to hit people but I wouldn’t be upset if his face fell into her fist.

If for no other reason than to see his fake glasses/nose/moustache fly off.

I didn’t necessarily want her to punch him in the face, but I absolutely want her to punch him in the face.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

That was fucking horrible

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

Bow before the one true GIF

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