Since when has anyone in this administration let something as trivial as legality stand in their way?

Probably Wagner. But only the easy parts. Ride of the Valkyries, mostly.

No one is giving her a pass. But it isn’t unreasonable to point out that Jezebel has judged her for years for not being vocal about her politics, and is now snarking about her speaking out.

I am far from a T-swift fan but I can’t help but find it ridiculous to be mad at this. Also it’s easy to shit on people after the fact.

Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

Favre also had 71,838 interceptions*

I suspect that a few of them, in fact, may be belly itchers.

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

They also have a team with a racial slur as its name.

You forgot: Four, we should trade (overpaid benchwarmer and injured player) for (MVP candidate).

Yeah this is Pat in his car. I have three points about the local team that I don’t think anyone is talking about. First, the coach is bad. Two, management is bad. Three, the players are bad.

“Yeah, it’s a good idea to split aces but is that a Blackjack move?”

I live in Philly. A caller to sports radio calmly and coherently explained the math behind this to a “football guy” radio host. The host listened and responded: “Yeah I get it, but there is still no reason to go for 2 there. It’s not a football move”

Mulaney’s TV side hasn’t worked out but he’s very well-regarded on the standup circuit. 

Almost as exhausting as comments critiquing comments.  

It’s cute now, but as Hurricanes get stronger, the surge will overcome the boards and destroy the low-lying areas.

“They don’t do colleges because their fees are too high for colleges to afford.”

I’m absolutely an asshole. I just am not a “blame a teenager for dying after his coaches ran him into the ground” asshole.

Sometimes I get up and I am an asshole. But after like a shower and a coffee I am pretty much no longer an asshole. But this guy is like an asshole professionally, which is just a special kind of asshole.