I’m absolutely an asshole. I just am not a “blame a teenager for dying after his coaches ran him into the ground” asshole.

Sometimes I get up and I am an asshole. But after like a shower and a coffee I am pretty much no longer an asshole. But this guy is like an asshole professionally, which is just a special kind of asshole.

Assholes cannot stop being assholes. It’s amazing. Like, you and I get up, we’re not assholes. Guys like this, they just ooze asshole at every waking moment.  

Was “they should give up on Gary Sanchez” really a storyline from people with credible opinions? Because of one injury-plagued season during which he still managed 1.4 WAR in 89 games? I have seen many of these “THAT’S why you stick with Sanchez!” takes that seem to be debating either Tony Fritz, a life-long Yonkers…

“The report also explains that while there are NBA teams that share arenas with other sports, and other live events, owners are shifting their focus to getting venues that would be used exclusively for NBA games, or team-related events.”

it requires minimal effort for most people

*Third* person after Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto to play Spock? Uh, Billy Simpson, Carl Steven, Vadia Potenza, Stephen Manley, Joe W. Davis, and Jacob Kogan, anyone?

Ok, but how many points do you think Ben lost for Ice Town?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are out of your mind if you think Bernie Sanders would have won jack shit.

Yeah, how dare Democrats put their hopes in the candidate who won more primaries, more delegates, and more votes? What do they think this is, a democracy?

Cam Dicker, Ace Kicker

The Democratic voters nominated Hillary Clinton.

A+ for both the trailer and the trailer’s music. From The Best of Queen, I presume.

The child sized drink is one of the things Janet summons at the end. Gen pushes it away. I’ll see if I can get a screen cap at some point.

There’s no question Leslie would go to the Good Place, but I’d love to know her score.  It’s definitely gotta exceed the 90th percentile.  

There are Powerball winners who radiate more noblesse oblige than anyone among this family of grifters.

She clearly thinks she's on a photo shoot but these people have no clue about noblesse oblige, which specifically means giving back; these people are the least philanthropic, least charitable and absolutely feel no obligation to do for others less fortunate.

That’s going to pith off a lot of people.

I’m grateful to say I saw a taping back a few years and saw the band live. They are *tight*.

I’m all for this if it means Conan ditching monologues. I think his only enjoyment during that is when a joke bombs and he can make fun of it in a way that’s far, far funnier than the joke itself.