Homebuyers, maybe.

Does this mean Deadpool 2 has an original song for Oscar contention?

We make billions...here have a free education...oh wait, your coach is forcing you to focus on competing rather than focusing on an education? Well duh, how else are we going to make billions off of you, you ungrateful child. Have some free food...but make sure it is not a meal that someone else pays for or else we…

It’ll be hard for the NCAA to argue, since its entire business model is based on fucking the student-athletes.

Though the tweet stands on its own hilarious tweet feet, apparently the Deadspin staff did a thing before Gawker went down in August 2016.

Yes Johnny it was a joke. Thanks for your feedback.

don’t tell me how to live my life Timmy

I think just maybe he was being sarcastic...

nice photo of Tom Wilson you got there

Counterpoint:

Like Deadspin told Trump.

I’d be a very proud papa if she were my daughter ...

They’re asking the Nobel Committee to award the Peace prize to the person whose tweets actually increased international fear of nuclear war?? It’s astounding how delusional these Republicans are.

I’ve never understood the angst over hockey jerseys versus sweaters. I’ve had this debate before. The purpose of the item has changed. It doesn’t insulate anymore - it literally makes no sense to call it a sweater now. It’s sole function is to tell ‘our team’ from ‘their team’.

They’re boards, not half-walls.

Yeah, I don’t want to get into a whole pro-Canada anti-USA thing where I get all pearl clutch-y about hockey. But I recently moved to the US from Canada, and have been forced to watch the NBC playoff coverage. It’s frustrating. Milbury and JR are morons. Pierre McGuire is insufferable. It’s bad. Frankly, there’s no…

That isn’t just 102. That’s 102 with horrific, I’m quitting this stupid sport movement at the very end.

This summer, Deadpool IS... Waiting for Godot.

Deadpool Drops a pouch in his fight against Cable. Deadpool 3 is just Squirrel Girl trying to return it to him while DP flees in terror. Done.

Ty Cobb has never been the same guy since leaving the Detroit Tigers for the Philadelphia Athletics in 1927.