i cant’ think of a joke but he raped an chick and crashed his bike

I’ll just cut to the chase and say what everyone else on here is really thinking:

These are shocking revelations. There are several smaller New York teams than the Bills?

i can imagine few crimes more fowl.

A star for “Son of Coul.”

good point. 143

These guys from Houston sure know how to spin a story, which only serves to confirm what Trevor Bauer has been saying all along.

“So we lose a guy who consistently reps Houston”

LMAO you sound like the jackass that was on Pinstripe Alley trying to rally other Yankees fans to agree with you regarding this stupidity and promptly got shut down because you had no proof and you are just pissed because the Yankees got their asses handed to them in the ALCS.

“The Astros rotation is so good, the MUST…

Not just now. I remember seeing Starship Troopers in the theater and it was packed with little kids. ‘Twas hilarious

Also, Jesus, fuck, this show is still on the air? The thirst for ballroom dancing by women who married straight out of high school is real.

By the way, no gay athlete has ever had a beard gf in college so as not to scare away their pro suitors.

By the way, you don’t really need a ton of confidence to bang a hot chick when you’re the QB1 of a major college program in Los Angeles. That requires about the level of confidence that I need to put on a pair of pants.

I hope the ant is mo-capped by Neil Peart.

Probably this. I’ve read quotes from NFL scouts saying they want a QB with the hottest wife, to show he has the confidence to lead a team. And they want them married so that they don’t get into trouble out on the town.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

I was hoping for the opening of Immigrants Song.

Luke Cage: (flatly) “Oh no. Iron Fist just disintegrated into nothingness.”

Look I get that the TV Universe and the MCU are more or less seperate entities at this point but wasn’t that end sequence the perfect time to incorporate them in a cross world montage of familiar characters slowly disappearing?

#neverforget