Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

There were more people in that fight than in all of Camden Yards tonight. Including players.

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I agree but my 14-inch penis is skeptical.

As funny as the spineless jokes are, Paul Ryan didn’t kowtow to Trump because he was a spineless coward. He did it because he knew that Trump could only be the useful idiot he needed to get his agenda passed if he was constantly placated. Keeping Trump’s ego nice and plump was simply a necessary precondition to…

As the months go on I get more and more resigned to the fact that this disaster of an individual is exactly the president 2016 America deserved. I mean, geezus, there are millions of people out there who will be tripping over themselves to defend this behavior. “Serious” people, at that! What the actual fuck.

I seriously think that at this point his entire campaign was designed with the intent to launder donations and generate publicity into a talking-head persona (perhaps into a new TV network with Ailes). He never expected to win, didn’t want to give up any of his questionable business ties or practices, let things bleed…

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

So a lot of the focus (understandably) has been on Trump’s off his rocker reaction to the raid, but just so people understand...

I back your sentiment and respect your priorities.

How fast can Christopher Plummer shoot Deadpool 2 scenes?

I’m sure this will go well.

Tickets to today’s game were about 3 times the normal price. It was worth 10 times what I paid. Dude is so good and put on a show.

This is how people end up with 3 ex-wives

I don’t care how little sense it might make, if they don’t use the Time Stone to bring Hayley Atwell into the present as (young, sexy) Peggy Carter, I’m going to riot.

I flagged it as hate speech.

That was a worthwhile read.

Damn you and your kindly “email story forwarded by grandma” joke

Omg. All that work to not just say firefighters. Wtf.

‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’