The smart money knew that Retrievers > Great Danes in any context.

Woohoo, The Raspberries! I had the album this song was on. It was scrarch and sniff-smelled like raspberries. I’m old as fuck.

I have been laughing at this for about 5 minutes now.

just how high was the guy who wrote that article?

It’s actually 22:33 if you count OT as extra time in the third period.

You briefly touch on this, but Sinclair is cheap as fuck. I was listening to On the Media and they talked about an anecdote from Fox 45 here in Baltimore, where in order to get into the supply closet to get a pen, they need two managers present with two keys. It’s like trying to launch a goddamn nuke.

The NFL is determined to make it impossible to enjoy football unless you have the mental facilities of a CTE victim.

The first amendment covers both the right to speak, and the right not to speak—very specifically, not saluting the flag. That is exactly how it works bud.

“Deadspin has forced me to accuse people of lying about their military service”.

BUT BLAKE BORTLES’ EMAILS

Yup, blame Deadspin instead of the myriad troop fellators in the NFL and on the political right that use troops as a shield from criticism. That’s expedient and will keep you from having to think about the totality of the context by which we got here!

Why do you pick and choose what punctuation you are going to use? Sometimes you use commas, sometimes you don’t. You never use periods. I find it fascinating.

Needs more alliteration:

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

And it’s pretty cynical to assume that a change in performance must mean doping or the end of it.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Why were they cheering for Tony Kubek?

I’m in a similar situation to your wife. Of course it’s easier to stick to your principals when it concerns shitty pizza and not tasty chicken.

“Would you like to see the empty eyes of a man who’s almost positive that he’s just fucked up, with nothing left for him to do about it?”

John Mulaney in a sketch as an Asian American woman