Shit, I guess I just dated myself terribly there didn’t I.

I mean, Rae Carruth is due for parole in like 14 months guys, in case you want to get the ball rolling on that one too.

Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…

It’s a start. But in the big picture, he’s a nobody. The only thing that will make a difference is money. If people stop watching, maybe things will change. Most people aren’t willing to stop watching...myself included.

I don’t know why I love this so much, but I do. I love this so much.

DISRESPECTING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!?!?! HOW DARE HE oh wait, just saw what he looks like, never mind.

The Next Matt Stares

My favorite joke I’ve seen so far:

Someone on my Facebook said that after years of waiting it was a bit of an auntieclimax, which I thought was pretty good.

Winter came but it needs a half hour to rest. It’s not a machine you know.

I bet 80% of the people raging in the comment sections and twitter haven’t done a damn thing to help those in need, but they just looove a good ol pitch forkin.

I’m with IndianaJoan....if none of my friends (of any gender) were around to tell me about a possible wardrobe malfunction (maybe of the cheap material combined with bright lighting kind), then I would like it more if a random woman told me, than a random man (I’m a woman).

Even better idea in case of disasters/outages. Reuse the empty 1 / 2 gallon jugs by partially filling them with water then putting them in the freezer. They will keep your food cold, you can drink them as they melt, AND they lower your electrical bill by filling what would’ve been empty space in your freezer.

Bonus…

I feel like you maybe don’t understand what sexism is, so here’s a definition:

5 titles in my life. I have no regrets.

Real gritty:

Everyone, regardless of where you live or what the frequency of natural disasters there is, should have enough water on hand for everyone in their household for at least three days (five is better). One gallon per person per day is the rule of thumb.

What?? Come on, people! As a woman, if I were told my “blouse is too tight” in the office I’d be mortified- and never wear tight blouses again. We have dress codes for a reason- and if it distracts coworkers, sexually or otherwise, it need be addressed. I don’t care if it’s “their issue” or not, it still remains *an…