Fucking with the military seems like the wrong hill to die on, but then again, dudes a fucking idiot, so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#sticktosports

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Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

An editorial on Thursday about the shooting of Representative Steve Scalise incorrectly stated that a link existed between political rhetoric and the 2011 shooting of Representative Gabby Giffords.

In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

If she really had a case she’d have sued when everyone first talked about the link years ago.

And cue the tea parties complaining about “legislatin from the bench!”...whatever that means. In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

He needs the hat because of what happens when he goes outside without one.

I would love to know how and why there’s a picture of him sprawled languidly on the bed in his robe. Who in their right mind thought this was a good look? 

That whole story just floored me. Really? He has to disown bathrobes to prove himself?

Excuse me, but Trump has unequivocally denied that he owns a bathrobe:

I’m dry just thinking about him.

It’s almost like like ethics and laws are not applicable to the Trump clan.

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

Please note that Trump also accessorized with the $40.00 USA cap manufactured outside the USA clutched in his left hand.

Wait til gas prices spike after this.

Always relevant.

To be fair, Houston voted for Hillary by an 11 point margin and elected an openly gay mayor three times.