My thought was hockey. Like game 5 of the Stanley Cup finals, series tied 2-2. Then finding out in the second intermission that someone called in and said in game 4 the officials missed an off-sides that resulted in a goal. So now that goal’s invalid and the team’s penalized another goal for posting the wrong score…

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

(We want to take) a more millennial approach. The world has changed, and I think you’re going to see G.I. Joe changing with it. There’s going to be a much more contemporary approach to the whole franchise, and that will allow us to develop different characters.

Honestly, I think the only hope for GI Joe at this point is to do it as an 80s period piece and fully embrace that they’re pitching it to us olds.

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

If one is good more is better.

Uhhh, excuse me, have we forgotten

So with Scully having retired, Krukow and Kuiper are now clearly the gold standard in active MLB announcing, right?

dat muscle memory

I love how his teammates all take their sticks with them when they leap out of the box.

he is pitching catching and playing Outfield and he didn’t try as hard as you did with that lame-ass joke

I think at this point it is safe to stop calling this an “apology tour”

The fact that you can say “justice has been served for both sides” with a straight face is really all the evidence anyone else who responded needed to not take you seriously and just attack you. You clearly aren’t interested in accuracy, or rational debate, so the ad hominem is the best you can hope for.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Odds suggest it’s possible Wilt Chamberlain or Sean Kemp might have had a son or two, that none of us are aware of, who were in the NBA at the same time.

I’ll make you a deal. As soon as these assholes seem the slightest bit sorry or that football shouldn’t trump all (which is the entire reason this happened) then we’ll move on.

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”