I think it’s a combination of things:

This doesn’t mean Tiger is done for good and can’t ever win another major or two. If any 41 year old who hasn’t won a major in 9 years, has suffered a series of increasingly debilitating injuries, including a catastrophic back injury that has basically sidelined him for 3 years now, can bounce back from this, it’s…

I called my shot two years into the drought. I said he was never winning another major, which is quite the bold take as I do not watch golf. My dad and brother said I was nuts for saying it, but it’s looking like the one sports hot take I’ve ever had that actually came true.

Que all the people who can’t accept reality and their inevitable “This doesn’t mean Tiger is done for good and can’t ever win another major or two. If any 41 year old who hasn’t won a major in 9 years, has suffered a series of increasingly debilitating injuries, including a catastrophic back injury that has basically…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Every single time I hit the “stick lift” button in NHL 17...

yeah his dad was Spud Webb and his mom was Sally Sight and they did the combined last name thing that was a fad in the 1980s

I came here to say: it was far too deep into that article when it was mentioned that the name Larry Website is pseudonymous.

Well then you do know where you stand on the death penalty.

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”

In almost every case, one does not have a duty to report a crime. But there is often a duty to report abuse of children, especially by certain government employees.

All these swinging dicks want you to believe that if they were in a place where someone went on a shooting spree, they’d pull out their glock, do a barrel roll and empty the magazine into the attacker. Then they’d say some witty quip while ordering a dry martini.

Either you’re a university administrator here to troll, or you missed the shit out of your calling in life.

I’ve had my share of car accidents involving Wild Turkey, too.

Can’t imagine why...

At the risk of igniting internet controversy, what, exactly, makes a horse elite?

That’s the thing, “a guy I’d share a beer with” really shouldn’t be a metric we use for electing people to office. It’s fucking maddening that people didn’t vote for Hilary because they just didn’t like her. I don’t care if the president is a boring, buttoned-up douche, as long as they get the job done and don’t hurt…

People I know who have met W. personally, and like hung out with him, not just shook his hand, all say he’s a genuinely nice guy. And some of these people went in with the idea that they’d hate him (grad students of Middle Eastern descent).

Guys, Trump has done the impossible and made me nostalgic for Bush. I would gratefully trade him into the office of President in a heartbeat. That is how bad things are. And it pisses me off that Trump is making Bush, who was an AWFUL president, be whitewashed with positive sentiment. But here we are.