I think it’s an amazing feat they’ve been able to pull off and, for the most part, the movies have ranged from decent to great. They’re more or less the most faithful adaptation of the superhero genre to film ever achieved and it’s because of that I’m worried they may stumble into the same pitfalls (overburdened…

I know you’re joking but, horrifyingly, he defined the “people” thusly later in that NYT article paragraph:

I’m laughing because this has pretty much been what they’ve been doing the whole time. Stuff barely lines between all the original three films.

Weird, he looked skinny already, can’t understand why a pitcher like that would need Colón surgery.

Grape nuts - no grapes and no nuts!

Yeah, I was gonna ask... If it’s a solo movie, is it just Diesel in a soundstage saying “I am Groot” about 15 different ways?

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Costume is awful, Ezra Miller looks like an emo kid in or out of that Flash suit and it’s a DC movie. This has shitpile written all over it.

It’s a very Mets thing to get beaten in a world series by a man that looked like the uncle who has already been drinking for a while by the time he shows up to the family BBQ

Anyone who says this isn’t straight up fascism, is a straight up fascist themselves. Our right to peacefully assemble, which means anything short of actually smashing shit up, is guaranteed by our 1st amendment constitutional rights. Don’t think for a second that this law will not be used by a federal agency at some…

But now who will direct the nation’s eyes to attractive young women in attendance at collegiate sporting events? Who? WHO?

This may explain why half the pictures on his Instagram are fax cover pages.

“...should of...”

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Is it just me or does Thomas Jane look a bit like 80s-era William Shatner in that picture?