The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team.

“first double-aumputee Congressperson.”

She is really an amazing person and deserves all the credit for her service to this country.

Not to take anything at all from Tammy Duckworth (she is amazing), but I should point out that Max Cleland served in the Senate as a veteran who lost both legs and an arm in combat. He was defeated by a Republican who had never served, yet won by questioning Cleland’s patriotism.

Guys, Trump is an aberration and doesn’t represent the values of the Republican Party.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

You should get mad about it on the internet.

The hotel tax was a brilliant angle. Let the locals have no skin in the game either so the man on the street (or my cabbie who i asked on my last trip) will rationalize it as a no loss situation for the public. Yet hmm, if you can get free funds of that amount, SURELY there must be other civic projects that could use…

Fortunately for my kids—and for my fine china-delicate peace of mind, believe you me—Vin, our mailman, the best Highlights delivery machine imaginable, recovered from his recent bout with lockjaw. Of course, there’s no bringing Li’l Cujo–who knew a name could spell out one’s fate so precisely? –back from the…

Sadly us with the Ken Bone physique need not apply

This is so heartbreaking in so many ways. It reminds me what an absolute blessing the gift of sobriety is.

+916 million

If there’s anyone in the world who has more practical knowledge about destroying the Taj Majal, I can’t think of who it could be.

Hall of Fame material, right here:

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

So, it’s been delayed, they’ve lost their showrunner, it will be on the garbage CBS All Access service, and there hasn’t been any casting news yet? When can we start freaking out?

That scene in Children of Men. All the feels.