Honestly, it’s got too much butterfinger-y type crap in it to be good. Stick with the original.

No one would have fallen for it if he’d have been Todd Smith.

But Petchesky is good for when I write about animals.

Barry Pitchesky would be cool

A Potemkin Village for the 21st Century.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Chief Wahoo’s gotta go, simple as that. It’s been true for decades. Why is it OK to reduce Native Americans to a set of slurs, caricatures and stereotypes? This goes for Washington NFL, this goes for the Atlanta Braves too. Remember the shit the latter caught when they nearly brought back Noc-A-Homa for a BP hat?

“Sing”

He’s reading the lyrics

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

Which position player gets replaced with a pitcher?

Strike zone was actually pretty fair for Kluber. Lester was getting pinched at first, but by the midgame, he was getting bad calls in his favor.

He became just the third Game 1 starter to pitch a shutout with at least nine strikeouts in World Series history.

Deadspin really should have a Joe Buck trigger warning for any embedded videos. His voice gives me seizures.

“He’s picking up his teeth!!”

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry…