If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

i appreciate when athletes gut it out for their team. i do the same thing at work. like last week when i suffered a compound fracture to my femur as well as a serious head injury while i was trying to roller blade down the stairs. within an hour of the horrific injury i was in a team meeting coughing up blood and…

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

Liberal academic elites, with their PhDs and whatnot. Just Gauling.

College overtime rules are the best. Exciting and efficient. I agree though that it inflates stats, and would impact fantasy football, over/under bets, and prop bets.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

That’s pretty much USA political discourse right there.

I love that his response to never having thought about the prospects of nursing mothers at baseball games is to immediately dismiss the notion for the very reason that he, a confused old man, has never thought about it before.

Yeah Teats!

Go right. Further right. Completely out of bounds. Further.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

ehhhh

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

Wasn’t this the guy who spent months bragging about how his immense wealth would mean he could entirely self-fund his campaign and wouldn’t need to rely on donations from anybody?

So maybe Barron isn’t all that good with computers after all.

Yeah, fair.

That’s not an amazing thing. Trump is a high-order narcissist and sociopath. This was obvious decades ago. As a narcissist, he believes he is superior to other people, and everything he does is gold. As a sociopath, he has no empathy for other people or feeling for how they will react to things. Thus, every idea that…