“This has been a real learning experience for me.”

Pistols/license to kill is the only way to play GoldenEye.

It’s like those Chicago shows on NBC. They evidently have enough viewers to have been on the air for several years now, but I don’t know a single person who watches them.

What if you’re interesting in non-medical ways, like you have a great personality?

Interesting that PrimeTime Basketball splurged for overnight mail, Byron Scott used basic first class mail, and Jimmy Kimmel just used email. There’s probably a Tom Brady dog joke in there somewhere, but I don’t know what it is.

I think Idris Elba is too old to become Bond for the first time.

This is incredibly specific - true story from your childhood?

I suspect it’s congressman Jim Jordan, which is all the confirmation I need that Trump is a pedophile.

Are you saying he looks like a child molesting turtle?

In hockey, there’s been this trend the last few years of players going after opponents who injure their teammates with clean hits. But yeah, the stupidity is a lot more pronounced in baseball. It’s absurd that Acuña should be punished for the crime of doing his job well.

He was aiming for Acuña. Doesn’t really matter if his specific target was the elbow or the ribs.

Little hands, little dick, true.

thin-skinned little narcissist

Yes, but not the worse example. The Yankees have long been terrible in many ways, including their politics. And I say this as a Yankees fan.

The only logic that I can think might even come close to applying is that a home run before a double is worse than a double before a home run. The former guarantees you a run and gives you a shot at another. The latter guarantees you two runs, assuming the first base runner isn’t erased by a double play, caught…