I was just thinking that they could not have picked two worse photos of Pine and Hemsworth for this article.

That’s  good point, except (1) it’s not practical to just ignore the president and (2) who knows what kind of batshit thing he’ll do to get back our attention?

The only good bug is a dead bug!

This is 4,000 words that could have been condensed down to a handful. Why does this team suck? They’re the Jets. They have always sucked. They will always suck. Any perceived hope is like an oasis in the desert.

It looks good for sure, but I do think the A’s regular home uni with the green logo and gold trim looks excellent.

Bonus points for using “hegemony” here.

He’s probably spent years forging a nice ass-groove in the home dugout.

That sounds like Stromberg from The Spy Who Loved Me but I always imagined Musk as more like Drax from Moonraker.

So he’s saying:

At the end of the day, we all just root for laundry.

Dynamic

I just read “Organize It 2: Engage with Zorp” and I gotta say, its definitely an interesting read.

Papa “John” Schnatter

This is all the proof you need that sports media generally - and ESPN in particular - is a scam: https://deadspin.com/how-espn-manufactures-a-story-colin-kaepernick-edition-1185400028

Also, racists will be angry we put a team in a foreign country.

I thought extreme DUI was when your blood Mountain Dew level was .08 or higher.