I would suggest a porcupine up the nostril but that would be cruel to the porcupine.

You forgot the end of that clip.

Kirkland FTW

We need a guy who can pull of the Chicago accent, so I vote for Dennis Franz or perhaps the corpse of Dennis Farina.

I know Sid is a truly amazing player and all that, but I fucking hate his guts.

I get where you’re coming from, but as a longtime Yankee fan and former listener of WFAN back in the day, I’ve hated them both for a long time.

Booooooooooooooooooooo

He’s the incoming National Security Advisor, not Secretary of Defense.

I would hold out for Hamilton tickets.

Good positioning is half of good fielding.

We got a couple of huckleberries standing on the edge of the canyon...

Were you sad before he died? That must have been a doubly terrible few minutes for you.

Over/under on how many times “National Football League” is said each hour - is 15 too low?

Or a Scottish folk song once recorded by the Beatles.

Or a Scottish folk song that the Beatles once performed.

“Isolated Monk Abodes” is my favorite indie band.