The day Trump dies, I’ll be celebrating right along with you. I’m also going to buy an American flag and fly it at full mast.

What did you use your dormitory trebuchets to hurl? Students, I hope.

9/11 happened during either the first or second week of my junior year at NYU. that morning, I had an interview scheduled for an internship at a PR agency. The first plane hit while I was in the shower. As soon as I stepped out or the bathroom, one of my suite mates came out of his room and said the WTC was on fire.…

I think it’s a cycle.

I would also suggest mild cheddar instead of sharp. It will melt more easily.

4. How to get cheese out of your mustache

Listen, if you don’t like golf, that’s perfectly fine. All I’m saying is others should be free to enjoy it despite it being the preferred sport of our asshole president.

Just because Trump loves golf doesn’t mean it’s a bad sport.

Under the second photo:

That’s an insult to Costco. This administration is the BJ’s of corruption.

“Giant gaping asshole Jared Kushner...”

You’re using it to proselytize about calzones, not promote gun violence. I think you’re OK.

Always ask for a piece of the gross. Not the net. The net is fantasy.

Fake news. I bet he runs to KFC all the time.

I turned 36 in December. Right before Thanksgiving, I was in the hospital for 10 days - I went to an urgent care walkup clinic with symptoms from pneumonia (I had a bad cough and some trouble breathing for a week prior), and they saw something in the EKG that worried them. So, off in the ambulance I went and the…

Not true. He had two completely forgettable guest appearances on Star Trek: Enterprise.