“This is why there is a curfew. This is exactly why there is a curfew.”

Serious question.

And why is it illegal to flash oncoming traffic to warn them about the speed trap you just spotted? They should give you a medal for getting all those people to slow the fuck down.

Until they get rid of these little dingleberries, hope isn’t completely lost.

THIS WAS SO MUCH EASIER when you could just check your rearview for the distinctive Crown Vic headlights.

It looks like a half-woman, half-horse, half manbearpig...

In the face, I agree. Each to their own but her legs ruin her attraction for me.

I agree with you. I just don’t like muscular women. Toned yes muscular no.

And? Everyone has a different idea of what beauty is and clearly the bodybuilding roid-popping look isn’t mine.

Oy. Not a good look.