TIL that some people say Mum in Ontario. Neato!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don’t understand the point of the dash buttons. I don’t buy detergent or whatever often enough that pulling out my phone and ordering from the app is some kind of inconvenience.
And if you’ve managed to get your phone underwater and are filming dolphins, for the love of dog, turn your phone sideways and shoot in…

I don’t understand the point of the dash buttons. I don’t buy detergent or whatever often enough that pulling out my…

hehe, fictionary

Kill it with fire

That’s like saying someone who likes short women must be a pedo. A person can prefer an attribute shared by two groups without preferring both groups. If a guy likes blonde women is he gay because there are blonde men too?

Hahaha “Secret dumbass” is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

This should have been posted on an Unpopular Opinion Puffin macro

Rob: So tell me, WHY?!
Commentors: *lists reasons point by point*
Rob: Ok, but WHY?! No one will tell me WHY!

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So it’s not in one part of NY but another... Got it. Totally different!