Damn it internet, this is why we can't have nice things!

exactly

Great sax solos internet.

Do they think you're slow, eh?

I hope it automatically bricks your phone forever if you use it during the movie. Seriously, if you need to use you phone,walk to the lobby!

To be fair, it's not about your feelings at all. You won't have any. It's about the bereaved's feelings.

Yummy, my secret ingredient in eggnog! Two parts nog, one part bourbon and splash of brandy. Then my wife gives it back and says,"eww, too strong.

The 3 words that describe this article are as followed, and I quote.

Until he changes the law's forbidding consanguineous marriage.

Well, if you were drinking any of these beers, I understand.

These should only be drunk after throwing ping pong balls into them. Any other activity you associate with them is improper use.

This fucking country.

yes

He is survived by his wife and absurdly large collection of Tupperware filled with leftover mac and cheese

That was a fun comparison. A little upset that Sherman Hemsley (of George Jefferson fame) wasn't mentioned once. Give the voice actor a little credit, he did a magnificent, and prophetic, job.

Let's go dodgers!

Unconvincing internet.

Fair enough, hadn't considered that.

Nobody ever says Italy.

What's your least favorite country, Italy or France?