I failed to correctly name Bengals as one of the four teams. I am surprised to learn that ethnic slurs are acceptable scrabble plays. The more you know I guess.

Someone on these discussion boards works for NPR. Not only did they report this today, they knew to finish with the only appropriate rejoinder to this news: "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

I used to read my kids Squids Will Be Squids. It's kind of a dumb book, but if you sell it right to the kids, it's a lot of fun.
MORAL: Elephants never forget. Except sometimes.

George Wendt knows good beer! Yummy.

The latter seems likely. These are the most popular items on GrubHub and DoorDash, so there is a bias baked in.

A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one.

I think the biggest obstacle is the fact that in high school girls play softball instead of baseball. Given the opportunity, I'm sure some women could make it, as a lack of size is more easily over come in baseball than say football or basketball.

You only go in as a joke when we're eight runs behind. Or when our other pitchers sneak out early to beat the traffic.

But it always for scene of her batting; getting a miraculous hit against the odds. In terms of a TV show, it was the right move. More things for the character to do.

Thanks for reminding us to always add acid to water and to wear our PPE.

He flies through the night
Looking for a bite
But he's back home by daylight…. Duckula

Block and Tackle's back! All of a sudden, life is a little bit more joyous.

Plus, Professor Poliakoff is both informative and charming. This is video just has white noise played at 1000 times normal speed.

"Hey, why's that page blank? Is that my page? Where is that lazy author, where is that lazy illustrator!"
Classic

What are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone or something?

"The A.V. Club’s proportion of commentators to overall readers is higher than NPR’s, but let’s just say it’s nowhere near 50/50, or even 5/95. " and 95% of those are Simpsons quotes.

That's the best thing I ever saw!

I am pleasantly surprised by this!
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Welcome to your doom, staff writer.

Flanders, it's always the one you least suspect.