Dunno, it’s just saved as Spray Tan in his phone.

Did Deadspin put the Trump hat in Brady’s locker?

It’s not intolerant to think some people have stupid ideas. Your ideas are stupid. That’s not a protected class because you can learn and then get better ideas. I know you want to feel discriminated against because you think you should be free to be a racist idiot or whatever the new right wing cause of the day is,…

Kareem isn’t American? No shit. I thought he grew up in NYC.

Do your google results cut off in 2010, or do they also show that he sought treatment for mental illness, has spoken at length about the problem and generally got his shit together? I suspect they do and that you’re just a bit of a cunt — or maybe you forgot to sort by most recent?

What WR has been better? I’m not a Steeler fan, but that guy is right.

Didn’t their third WR completely light you guys up? When your secondary lets a brain-dead rapist throw for over 450, the pass defense may not be the right topic for shit talking.

Tiger’s prime was over before Rory was a pro you fucking moron.

So this year’s masters is when you estimate Tiger started to fall off?

That wasn’t even the first time Tiger rebuilt his swing. Tiger destroyed Tiger but not just leaving well enough alone.

He didn’t use the word terrorism you dumb fuck.

No, it was very funny, and that’s the whole point here.

In that case I hope he names it Karma.

Moot. There’s no such thing as a mute point. Sorry, but this is a pet peeve of mine.

You’re clueless (not to be insulting, that’s the only other option you gave me). In law school, you go over a lot of hypothetical questions designed to have non-obvious answers so that you can explore concepts. OP is saying this sounds like a bad criminal law (class) hypothetical (question).

Yup, I topped it. That’s what I get for not expanding replies. Sorry.

Look up in the air, a joke about Russel Wilson and his frequent bragging about not having sex with his girlfriend just went directly over your head.

The problem is that no one actually likes those interviews and they have no bearing on how much money the networks or leagues make off the sport. Rather, many fans (not me, but many of them) want the players and coaches to treat the games like they are life and death. Then we also want them to take a break to do…

Start one of the kinja blogs. If it’s any good they’ll pay you per click. I know you’re just talking shit here, but I’d love to see you actually try it rather than just playing critic all the time.

Even Obama? I didn’t see that one coming.