Imagine if people were capable of enjoying a television show AND working for actual justice in the world.

THANK YOU. Everyone I know is all “Game of Thrones! Yeah LeBron!” but I have NO ONE to process my feelings about episode 12 and 13 with. I have NEVER sobbed that hard while watching a TV show in my entire life.

They should definitely add people’s Facebook/Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram/Pinterest feeds to the background check. “Hmm. It seems you’re an inveterate attention-seeker with little self-awareness and a penchant for blaming others for your troubles. Also, your vacation fashion wishlist demonstrates execrable taste. No gun…

Crazy and thirsty for fame on social media is an absurd combination.

“Her heart was as black as her yoga pants, and just as unforgiving.”

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I’m agnostic on the draft itself, but if we are going to have it then all citizens who are fit to serve should be required to register.

The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

Sometimes I put a leash on my semi-automatic and just drag it around the neighborhood. It likes to shoot and trees. Sometimes it tries to go after cars so I have to give it a stern talking to. NO SEMI AUTOMATIC. BE A GOOD SEMI AUTOMATIC OR I WILL PUT YOU BACK UNDER MY BED.

I think this is my top-creepy Broad City moment.

Men think they can just touch us and its infuriating I once had a cop roll up to me and put his arm over my shoulders...he didn’t take kindly to me asking him to remove it he tried to arrest me among other things...and that’s the story of how 17 year old me realized that guys can be racist and sexist at the same…

C’mon GAP, get it together, it’s not rocket science!

Are you saying the media should not be criticized because we can always read something else?

Well, troll, people don’t usually need to protest those types of crimes because the police call them murder, investigate them as a murder, arrest the culprits if they can find them, have a trial, and put the murderers in jail. All without blaming the child for causing his own murder.

I mean you can. But I think it wouldn’t really be fair.

Of course you can be! But equating them is a little bit unfair. Beyonce was in a marriage: she didn’t involve “herself” in this infidelity drama, she is expressing what happened to her marriage.