No, implying that the dildo was on top of the pillow not underneath. Ted is the dildo in this statement.

Thought he studied the Constitution?
HELLO THE *PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS*!

I remember Vice had a documentary on sex workers in India and they basically Western-Orientalised the hell out of the complexities of the situation, especially when it came to the subjects being women of color from a different part of the world.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

Yes.

Schools have a media policy? What a bunch of baloney. I hope you recorded her ass.

I can’t fathom cops in middle schools. It blows my mind.

I’m glad everyone has a video camera with them at all times now. This stuff has always gone on. Now we know about it.

Police are not good tools of discipline at a school. They often cause the situation to escalate instead of calm down. It takes a different skill set to handle discipline and maintaining order in schools. Middle school is rough and trying.

The cop thinks he's a tough guy because he's a cop, but in reality he lacks the skills to manage a 12 year old girl. Bravo Officer Toughguy! Bra-fucking-vo.

are investigating a possible case of excessive force

Sure many Sanders supporters would vote for Warren, but Elizabeth Warren isn’t what ‘Bernadette’ would be. I don’t think they’re saying that Bernie supporters simply wouldn’t vote for a woman, but that if you transposed his personality and political style onto a woman, that woman would not be a successful politician.

Palin probably sounds coherent because she had a PR person write it for her. #TeamAnonymousPalinStaffer

They also looked into whether there was a point to all of this, but it turnedout to be imaginary.

It’s one thing to believe that someone would say it, it’s quite another to wish violence on someone in multiple public social media messages without even bothering to look at the source. That’s aggressively stupid, stupidly aggressive.

At least one of the numbers in question was irrational.

She was legitimately out-classed, out-reasoned, and shut down by Sarah Palin.

“Mathematicians are currently investigating this incident as it apparently contradicts all known rules of math. This marks the first known instance of multiplying a negative by a negative and still getting a negative in return."