Let’s not forget the Hitler themed chicken restaurants in south east Asia!

Marry a guy who’s less educated than you so there’s no debate that you’ll be the breadwinner. Problem solved.

There were 4 American defectors into North Korea, so I’m not surprised by anything.

everything

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR YEAST

Don’t dream it! Be it!

According to Abraham Vereide, CEO’s are chosen by God.

But they’re not racist, they’re just Skynyrd fans! hahaha

Desert! Desert the trip and go volunteer your writing and media skills to a worthwhile NGO. I’m not going on Birthright until I think of a good one.

I guess I have to be the one to say it...

WHAT WILL HIS INNER GODDESS BE??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I had to stop reading at “never sent an email.” WUT.

DM or bust

People who escape from North Korea still believe in the divinity of the great leader sometimes, and so do people who escape from cults. Internalized sexism and brainwashing aren’t so different.

Plenty of people still are.

Mississippi

It’s not a contest dude.

I just went straight into my wastebasket!

You want your lips to look like an earthworm, a sexy sexy earthworm.

I wonder if birth control pills would force them to sync up.