He’s so full of shit. Clitorises don’t have wings.

Drinking it I guess?

that’s racist

^ that’s the best thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Even if some girls in Ohio did feel pressured to wear them, why would alienating them with racism help the situation? Also, high heels and thongs are shitty symbolic clothing for women when you look at it from a distance; but given the economic and social power of a lot of women who wear them, they become accessories…

Ted Cruz looked like Nathan For You.

furries?

Choc Quib Town > this ish

My bet is that all of them were trippin balls

Was it like, one thrust each?

Someone should start a free private school for LGBT teens facing bullying or abuse with onsite housing and awesome college prep. Also, the staff would be mostly LGBT. The world in my imagination is so much nicer than the world outside of it.

That makes me think it isn’t the first time he’s seen something like this in his neighborhood. He probably didn’t know he was about to witness a murder.

This is good and all, but still waiting on that fanfiction.jezebel.com over here.

Haha! That was the first thing that came to my mind! When the interviewer asks what a yoyo assembly is, I was thinking, um DUH: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x125fnk_…

Were all of your friends yellow and two-dimensional?

But like, that’s kinda slut-shamey, right? Policing someone’s clothes for being too revealing?

To open up the North to information from outside I guess.

100s of pocket constitutions

Name names!

Of course. Do we need to send a bunch of people to consent 101 class?